Rex on Rob

The age we occupy, crowded with the sleazy Harridans of Beverly Hills, out-of-control poppets like Bieber, rap ragers and manic TV chefs, can only be written in brutal letters and the most insistent fonts.

He is in an orbit once owned by Paris Hilton, now crowded with the tiresome Kardashians, Bieber and Lohan, and all those (even) lesser others on every dreary reality TV show littering the backchannel schedules. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him sit down with that venerable turnstyle of all that is flake and trendy, Barbara Walters, as one or her “most interesting people.”